ppl who like dubstep: are u a wasp? do u enjoy living in ur wasp nest and getting yelled at by your wasp family all day??
i never thought id have a reason to post this photo again
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
this is my favorite post
The magical thing about being bigender is that I can go from this
With almost zero effort at this point, which I think is almost as good as being a magical girl.
I wish I had these bigender skills holy SHIT
"talk dirty to me"
these seals totally ruined this guys tent and when he comes back they all look so surprised at what they did
if the infinite multiverse theory is true, there is a universe where guy fieri is best friends with homura akemi. there is a universe where people communicate solely by making fart noises with their armpits. there is a universe where every form of entertainment somehow involves the use of a spatula. i love the multiverse theory